Comey's Town Hall Questions And Answers Paraphrased

-Why did you ruin the election for Hillary and not for Trump? It was Obama's fault
-Why didn't you tell the people about Trump being under investigation? It was Obama's fault
-Hillary investigation; Why did you make decisions based on polls? The FBI is too moral to follow the polls
-You said Hillary had better values, do you still believe that? Yes
-Do you think Hillary would have fired you? Nope, never thought of it.
-How would you describe Trumps leadership? Unethical
-Does Trump need to be told he is great? Yes, all of the time.
-Have you ever seen Trump Laugh? No, he is too insecure to laugh. I know because I researched it on youtube.
-Does Trump hate law enforcement. Yes, the deep state doesn't exist
-What is your nickname for Trump? I respect the office too much. I am too moral to stoop that low.
-Are you a coward for not standing up to Trump? That is an unfair question
-You were a bully when young, what did you learn? It was the fault of crowd mentality
-What is collusion? Collusion is not a thing. I never heard of the word until the election
-Did Trump collude? I am not sure
-Did Trump obstruct? Yes
-What do you think about the mean republicans who won't protect Mueller? The truth will prevail
-Can Gulianni work out an agreement? Mueller is too moral of a person.
-Are we in a second cold war? Russia attacked our election
-Was it legal for you to leak? I won't talk about my legal problems
-Gun Control? This presidency is a forest fire, It was basically Trumps fault
-A serial rapist tried to kill you; How did you survive? Due to my amazing talking skills I convinced him not to kill us. He then escaped and the cops never found him.
-What was your favorite class? It was called death
-If people voted for an inconvenient president why did you care? The people were wrong, The military didn't want tax cuts. People gave up their morals for tax cuts.
-Your moral high ground on torture, did you support it. No, I begged Bush and he wouldn't listen to me.

-What attracted you to the Republicans? I am embarrassed and ashamed of the republicans, They traded their morals for tax cuts. My Grand-kids will know I cared more about morals than tax cuts.
-Can you reconcile with the President? He needs to change and stop attacking the morally superior FBI
-I am a young voter that knows nothing. How do I know who to trust? We need you during this forest fire.
-Did your book lead to division? No, my book connects people together
-Who should we trust; Your book or Trump- I was bullied as a kid, I am consistent
-What do you regret the most? Poland
-Will you run for President- No, I am too moral
-How does your family make you great? My family is the best
-What does your family think of Trump? Obama would have never treated me this way. I am ashamed of republicans.
- Is attacks on you an attack on America- Yes, I represent America's soul. My values are superior.

-BOB

Mount Everest Has a Huge Poop Problem

The villagers have to pick up tons of trash and human shit that piles up from rich attention seeking whores every year. The villagers are doing all the work; this makes a climb un-praise-worthy. They are literally ruining the tallest mountain in the world. Now the climbers have to pay a deposit of $4,000 and they get it back if they pack their poop and trash out. $4,000 is nothing  to these people and nobody packs their shit back out. They literally scoff at the villagers and shit all over their land. Their shit never biodegrades because of the low temperature. The peak is littered with pure garbage as you can see in the picture that I attached. A good percentage of the climbers are environmentalists. These hypocrites scold us for not recycling while they shit all over this once majestic peak. I rarely call for more government to fix a problem but this is ridiculous.

Facebook and Twitter have declared war on anyone who isn't a flaming liberal. Their leftist cuckolding is on full display 24/7.  They aren't even trying to keep it a secret anymore. Their latest attempts to purge conservatives and libertarians got me another 30 day ban. I think this is the last ban before permanent deletion. Since sarcasm cannot be detected by algorithms, it won't be long before people change the way they speak. It will be a world void of comedy. Just a bunch of Stepford wives ready to bend over for every whim of the internet monopolies. These companies are a true threat to freedom as a whole. They now consider themselves the gods of the internet; untouchable and all powerful.

Imagine if back in the 80's if AT&T said, "Your a conservative..... We are going to disconnect your phone line." There would have been a civil war, but now they can pull the plug on you for any reason they want; essentially cutting you off from the rest of the world. The good news is that Facebook and Twitter have peaked. They are not attracting young new users.

"Facebook is for adults." said every kid in America.

Their demise will be celebrated by over a billion people. Of course something will fill the void and the cycle will start all over again. It was predictable that monopoly of adsense (Youtube) would fall to something like Twitch but who owns Twitch? Amazon! Amazon will destroy twitch just like Google destroyed Youtube.

There is a place on the web that is free from PC bullshit. It is called 4chan/pol/...... There aren't any PC police to contend with because it is anonymous. The atmosphere is like walking into a roadside bar. It is dark and unfamiliar but once you sit down and have a drink the place grows on you. Seek out a good tutorial on Youtube because it is an outdated platform that is hard to navigate. Once you figure out how use the site it is liberating to say the least. The battle of wits, insults, memes and knowledge becomes a great stress reliever. You can funnel the negativity out of your body and then move on with your day.

-Bob

SanFran Is A Shithole And So Is The Rest Of Cali

San Franscisco trash trucks and contractors in hazmat gear have descended on the homeless camps and so far have removed 250 tons of trash, 1,100 pounds of human waste and 5,000 hypodermic needles

‘We see poop, we see pee, we see needles, and we see trash,’ said teacher Adelita Orellana. ‘Sometimes they ask what is it, and that’s a conversation that’s a little difficult to have with a 5-year old, but we just let them know that those things are full of germs, that they are dangerous, and they should never be touched.”

Somebody saw an opportunity and created the "Human Wasteland App" that maps out areas in California where human shit/feces and needles are located so you can avoid those areas.

-Bob

The First Amendment And Boobs

Ben Shapiro LIVE at UC Berkeley (Lecture starts at 29:08)